Act 1 Scene 3a
Fosters
J Hey, George! Babs called and is on her way. You look great man. Sit down. Don’t look like that, it’s going to be fine. Babs says her friend is pretty
excited. And don’t worry. Babs said she’s not shy at all. You
just relax. She’ll do most of the
talking, she said
HW I’m fine, don’t worry about me. I am just not sure that I should be here. I think I’ll just meet your new
girlfriend, have a drink, and head out.
No big deal.
J Sure, George, sure.
That’s fine. There she
is! She looks … Oh no!!! I can’t believe it . I can’t frigging believe it. Her friend is Mimi!!
HW What? Who?
J That
nutty girl I was telling you about.
My ex-neighbor. Oh
man. I can’t believe it.
BB [coming to table] Hey, Jimmy! I want you to meet..
M We’ve met (smacks gum). We know each other pretty well. (knowing chuckle).
BB What do you mean?
M He’s the jerk I was telling you about?
BB I thought you said his name was JC. Oh. J. Jim. I get it. [now distraught and disgusted]
M Yeah, well I got it.
And got it. And got it
again. (gum smack) And you can
have it! He’s a real drag!
J Barbara.. give me a second. I can explain. Oh,
and this is George. He’s my best
friend.
BB Hello, George.
It’s nice to meet you. And
I hate to be rude, but I don’t think I will be staying. I think I’ve had enough fun for one
evening.
J C’mon Barbara, let me talk to you. Just give me a minute [B&J exit]
M Hmmm. Well,
this is awkward.. I hope she dumps
him! He’s a loser!
HW Nahh, he’s
ok.I mean, I don’t know what happened with you two, but I’ve known him a long
time. He’s pretty good hearted.
M He was Ok., I
guess He was too busy, though.
HW Yeah, he’s pretty busy.
M What about
you, George?
HW I’m about to be pretty busy myself. I am joining the navy tomorrow.
M Really?
Wow. How exciting.
B [enters booth.]
Yes, George, how exciting.
I bet you are a real gentleman.
G I try. I believe in God, family, and country,
in that order.
B Hmm, well,
that makes at least two of us.
M yeah, I
believe in that. [Smack]. How ‘bout you Jimmy?
J Sure I do, of
course, you know that Memes.
B Meme’s.. oh,
that’s rich. Why don’t you tell me
more about yourself, George?
G Sure. I like to read. Do you know my favorite author?
[Lights dim briefly.
Next thing, time passed.]
B [ patting George’s arm] Oh, that’s a funny one! You really make me laugh.
J – Yeah, that’s great. Hey, I need another drink. Anyone else?
B [still
laughing] ahh, No thanks, Jimmy.
I’m fine.
HW [adoringly] You
sure are.
J Serioulsy!!!
You hitting on her!! My
girl! The night I introduce
you! Seriously!
BB Now, Jimmy, it’s OK. He’s just having fun.
Besides, he’s joining the navy tomorrow. Don’t you worry.
But, on second thought, I’ve changed my mind. [winks at George, knowing smile]. I think I’ll have a ginger ale, please. Thank you!
[J still leering at HW]
M: It’s ok,
Jim. Let’s go. I’ll help you carry them
[Walk to bar…
HW and B still illuminated at their table, talking, laughing, arm patting by BB.]
J Meme’s can
you believe that guy! I ought
to..The nerve of that guy.
M It’s not just
him, JC. Look at her! She can’t take her eyes off of him!
J Oh,
C’mon. They just met.
M Well,
remember when we first met? [Raised
eyebrows, smirk, etc. Jim, at
first a bit confused, exchanging glances, finally gets it.]
Well, things happen!
I think that ship may have sailed, JC.
J I don’t think
so.
M I think you
do…
Cool, cold to touch
She’s cool,
so cold to touch
You wanted
her so much
She tells
you that you’re the one
But you know
who she’s thinking of she’s
Cool, so
cold to touch
She’s cool,
so cold to touch
You wanted
her so much
She tells
you that you belong
But you
can’t even turn her on she’s
Cool, so
cold to touch
Instrumental
She’s cool,
so cold to touch
You wanted
her so much
She tells
you that you’re the one
But you know
who she’s thinking of she’s
Cool, so
cold to touch
[HW and BB get
closer as the song progresses, holding hands, arm around her, embrace, slow,
gentle kiss.]
J Arrrhhh, you
are right. Dammit! Dammit! I’m sorry Memes…
great seeing you and all, but I’ve got to get out of here. I’ve got to get some fresh air or
something.
M Jimmy, what do you want me to tell your friend?
J What friend??

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